SAN FRANCISCO (05-21) 14:30 Mexico launched the first preemptive strike of its long-rumored Reconquista campaign, to regain its former territories in the United States, with an all-out assault on San Francisco, California today.
Moving quickly to attack before the Bush administrations plans to station National Guard troops with all the latest techology could be moved into position,
the Mexican assault dropped an enormous BunkerBuster Chipolte Burrito into the middle of the city, sending thousands fleeing in panic.