You know, the guy responsible for creating and sustaining the alternative meaning of the word "Santorum" (That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex) in response to the Pennsylvania senator's medievally homophobic ramblings equating gay love to man-on-dog sex.
Mr. Savage has taken advantage of current events to enrich the English language with yet another alternative meaning for the name of a member of the Bush administration. The use of humor and gross-out sexual references seems like a perfect weapon for deflating the arrogance of the sex-phobic sociopaths currently in power.
Since the diary's title has already given you a major clue, follow me after flip, if you dare, for the definition of the new term you'll be tittering about around the water cooler tomorrow...